October 21, 2008

Tuesday Funnies

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American. =)

3 comments:

Mia's Mama said...

Freakin hilarious! Daryl loved 'em, too. Passed it on to my super cool in-laws...they'll really get a kick out of them :)

Thanks for the laugh!

anja said...

awesome

Christina said...

My FIL just e-mailed this to me a few days ago!